Defination Of Indian City's,

Delhi for Majesty.

Banglore for Beauty.

Chennai for Cooking.

Kashmir for Looking.

Gujrat for Wealth.

Madhya Pradesh for Health.

Bangal for Writing.

Punjab for Fighting.

Kerala for Education.

Uttar Pradesh for Population.

Nagaland for Hills.

Ahmadabad for Mills.

Maharashtra for Learning.

Andhra Pradesh for Hard Working.

Bihar for Mines.

Himachal for Wines.

Written By- Niweesh Bansal (Kheragarh)

Interesting Definations

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he gotcaught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Interesting Marathi Surnames

With due respect to all Marathi Ladies & Gentlemen (Please Don't Feel Bad)

1. One who only takes - LELE

2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR

3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK

4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN

5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL

6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE

7. Bakery owner - PAWGI /BUNKAR

8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE

9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE

10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR

11. One who only take money - DAMLE

12. One who is brave - WAGH /VEERKAR

13. One who is untidy - GABALE

14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE /RUIKAR

15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE

16. One who works very cool - KULKARNI

17. Building constructor - AADEKAR/MAHALE

18. One who is coward - PULEKAR

19. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR

20. One who reaches the root - MULEY

21. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR

22. One who is 1000 times more intellegent-SAHASRABUDHHE

23. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR

24. One who kills - MARANE

25. Do die do - KARMARKAR

26. One who twists - PILGAONKARO

27. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule

28. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI

29. One who always wins - JAYKAR

30. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE

31. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP

32. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR

33. One who runs away - BHAGWAT

34. One who blackens everything - KAJALE

35. One who always says 'take away' - NENE

36. One who is father - BAPAT

37. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE

38. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI

39. One who always go to varanasi- KASHIKAR

40. One who is very sweat - GODSE

41. Its okay - BARWE

42. Mango man - AAMBEKAR

43. One who thinks - VICHAARE

44. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR

45. One who is wise - SHAHANE

46. One who is bald - TAKLE

47. ONE WHO THINKS OF ONLY MEALS - DAHIBHATHE

48. Colourful maharashtrians

- KALE- GORE- HIRWE- KALBHOR- PIWALE- DHAWLE

49. Some Metallic Maharashtrians

- PITALE

- TAMBE

- LOKHANDE

- SONE

who makes milk sour---khaterkar

who breaks everything-- --khandelkar

who watches stars ---- Tare

who likes the cocks --- Kakade

who runs the pot business---Matkari

Jhakkas Definations

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead